Sunday, March 22, 2009

just a mary peyton funny!

there are several stories i need to put on here right now, but of course i go blank....  but anyway - here is one.....

the other day, we (mary peyton and i) were shopping a little on our day off - fridays, of course.  anyway, we were at renaissance and there were wasps around.  

well, i am HIGHLY allergic to wasps.  if my mam-maw was here, you could ask her.  i was stung when i was little and it followed having 2 shots in each arm and missing a few days of school.  it was bad.  i remember that i then had to keep an epi-pen in the office in elementary school just in case i got stung.  i'm not quite sure why i stopped carrying an epi-pen, because you don't out grow that allergy.  but i guess now i'm smart enough to stay away from wasps and bees!

so anyway - when the wasps were around, i was rushing and telling mpb to hurry up!  that i didn't want to get stung and have to go get a shot!  it worked and we were all o.k.

fast forward to friday night.  tommy and mpb are laying on the couch when i hear the following: 
mpb: "and daddy, there were squats trying to get mommy!"
tb:  "really, what was trying to get mommy?"
mpb:  "squats.  squats were going to get her!  we had to hurry!"
tb:  "mary peyton, i don't know what you are talking about!"
mpb: {starts waving her hands around her head, etc} "mommy, you know - the SQUATS!  they were going to sting you!"

this is when we realized that she was talking about WASPS.  it cracked me up.  and she's still calling them squats today...

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